Quote: On Skillshots

"I love skillshots. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."

-Douglas Adams

Quote: On Want

"It is curious how often players manage to obtain that which they do not want."

-Spock

Quote: On Sport

"For what do we play, but to make sport for our opponents, and laugh at them in turn?"

-Mr. Bennet, Pride and Prejudice

Quote: On the New League System

"Players are not the enemy of players but through the medium of a false system of ranking."

-Thomas Paine

Quote: On Rage

"No one is so mad that they do not think they could play another game."

-Cicero

Quote: On Elo Heaven

"To every man is given the key to the gates of Elo Heaven; the same key opens the gates of Elo Hell."

-Richard Feynman

Quote: On Carrying II

"A team can't ride your back unless it's bent."

-Martin Luther King Jr.

Quote: On Christmas

"We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy Udyr!"

-Christmas Carol

Quote: On Patch Notes

"Take nothing on its patch notes; take everything on evidence. There's no better rule."

-Great Expectations, Charles Dickens

Quote: On Winning 4v5

"Now is the winter of our disconnect, made summer by this sun of Leona."

-Gloucester, Richard III

Quote: On Snowballs

"Not a snowball champion's chance in Elo hell!"

-Idiom

Quote: On Math

"Is this just math that you do as a solo-queuer to make yourself feel better? Or is this real?"

-Megyn Kelly

Quote: On 3D

Neo: "Why do my eyes hurt?"
Morpheus: "You're watching MLG Dallas."

-The Matrix

Quote: On n00bs

"Several people have told me that my inability to suffer n00bs gladly is one of my main weaknesses."

-Edsger W. Dijkstra

Quote: On Ganks

"Two possibilities exist: Either we are alone in the lane or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."

-Arthur C. Clarke

Quote: On Tiamats

"You can build a lead with Tiamats, but you can't sit on it for long."

-Boris Yeltsin

Quote: On eSports

"And also there wasn't much money in eSports in those days anyhow."

-Jim Henson

Quote: On Games

"The trolling and rage and misplays don't exist if there isn't first a game."

-Jim Lehrer

Quote: On Civility

"It can hardly be a coincidence that no language on earth has ever produced the expression 'As civil as solo queue.'"

-The Long Dark Tea Time of the Soul, Douglas Adams

Quote: On Understanding

"I do not want the skill that passeth understanding. I want the understanding which bringeth skill."

-Helen Keller